Oh wait. If we were going to do that, they would actually have to have those amazing organs of human development. Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama–what a fine triumverate of legislative and executive balance they make. They were surely what the founding fathers contemplated when they set up our “three-ring government.” In the 1970s when America Rock was on the Saturday morning cartoon intermissions, there was a little video that I had no idea would become so significant 35 years later. But boy, is the term “three-ring government” ever powerful in describing what a circus we have in Washington, DC. And if you government types want to read this, please do it on your break. That is all.